On vous parle beaucoup de mariage ces derniers temps sur CL0SED, mais qu’en est il de la rencontre, ou mieux encore, de la première nuit d’amour ? C’est l’histoire romantique d’un homme qui déprime parce qu’il a commis une bévue la nuit dernière… Il ose se confier à son ami (Scott Baio ou Charles s’en charge pour les intimes…) en chanson, plus qu’une chanson d’amour, une véritable ballade douce et sucrée… Un clip avec plein de la guimauve dedans, une chanson romantique pour oublier cet été,… oui on sait parfois être doux et tendre sur CL0SED, la preuve :

DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern et Scott Baio
Wrong Hole (Think Outside The Box)

Pour vos soirées Karaoké, on ajoute les paroles :

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes…to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight
I hear your cry, i see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

Chorus:
Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul
….cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it’ll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don’t feel defiled
it’s a common accident during doggy, doggy style
It was so dark I couldn’t see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I’d rather if she didn’t)

Chorus:

Bridge:

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don’t pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)

Verse:

I’ve got a confession, and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don’t know baby, I’m no Sodomite
Can’t we just try it again tonight….?

Alright!

Chorus:
Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole

It’s so much fun,oooo
and we don’t need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass.

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